Monday, November 2, 2009

Status: Unknown

Ini adelah keadaan saye pagi td

Sebab2 berlaku nye kejadian di atas:
Lokasi : Ofis ku yg KU CINTAI
Suasane : pagi2 dimane aku tgh semangat memulakan keje

Some1 : Adilah, boss panggil...

Nih mst nak pasal confirmation aku...
Btw, aku keje da hampir nak masuk 8 bulan yek kwn2..
And yet..
Yup...
Still aku under probation...
That shows how sux I am...
I am!!!

Boss : Da brape lame awak keje nih?
Aku : 23 hb ari cukup 7 bln lah pn@en (jantina en@pn boss dirahsiekan)
Boss : Kalo ikut awak nih da lebih dari tempoh probation
Ya think?!
Aku : Aah
Boss : Saye nak pro long u punya probation...
Jeng jeng....
Nape skrg?!
Y now?!
Y?!
Aku : May I know y?
Boss : Bcoz saye rase u kurang perform...I need to see u perform more than this before I can confirm u...
Jeng jeng skali lagi...
Say what?!
Slame nih aku duk kat meje tuh korek idung jek kot...
Kadang2 wat lemang or kek coklat...
Anyway, to make a long story short:
Aku : I've been doin this BACKSTREETSBOY(bukan name sebenar) project.. It require to sit down n not making a lot of movement in order for to get it done. That's y it looks like I'm not doin anything....
(This BACKSTREETSBOYS job been sucking my performance)
Boss : Yeah, I know...That's I NEED to give to some project to handle...
Seriusly...
U think u NEED?!
Really?!

Again...
To make a long story short...
Itu lah cite nye...
Bes kan...
Nak cite lg bes?!
Some little bird flew and told me:
"adilah wat job ape tuh?"
"tah lah..saye pun tak sure...saye rase die wat FERRARI job(again,bukan name sebenar)"
"nape plk die wat job tuh?SAYE AMIK DIE masuk utk wat job BACKSTREETSBOYS"

Owh yeah...
Cakap ler kat batang idung aku nih...
Wat pe g cakap kat burung tuh...
Sebab aku sibuk lantas mengabdikan diri aku utk buat job BACKSTREETSBOYS tuh lah yg boss kate aku tak perform...
Bes kan?!
Bukan nye ko nak rekemen aku utk confirm pun...
Thanx yeah....

Utk BACKSTREETSBOYS job...
Ini lagu utk anda (keratan lagu):

You will squeeze the life out of me

Bury it

I won't let you bury it

I won't let you smother it

I won't let you murder it

Our time is running out

Our time is running out

You can't push it underground

You can't stop it screaming out

How did it come to this?

Yeah You will suck the life out of me

7 comments:

malincute said...

wallaweyhh... Dil tgh pissed off nih... hihihi.. cool2... ;)

----yan---- said...

huhuhuhuhu....org2 kat compny ko mmg ntah ape2...

aku yg DIL said...

hey,
jgn kutuk company aku yg bes itu ok
SANGAT BES!!!!!!

bii said...

gile xyah ler sarcasm tahap klcc..sabo je lah..anggap itu dugaan tuhan yo..biase ah jelez tu..die dgr awk ckp omputih panas hati ler tuh..u is the upstairs?

hehehehe

Cik Qemm said...

hmm sgt lah best keje ko dilah ek. mcm la org lain perform hebat sgt kan.anyway, best of luck.

Doctor_Mistress said...

BSB proj sux, ur company s**, the bird pun S** plus G** also sux hahaha walaupn G** byr gaji aku. Nak tumpang emosi di waktu2 stress neh... To Dil, go go go u can do it... *imagine aku wat cheer tok ko* :p

aku yg DIL said...

hahaha....
pendek cite work sux huh...
nak wat cm ne..
telan je ler...
tengkiu2 sume...